A short maritime trip with Sarah Palin!!

The media is always teasing Sarah about not having any foreign policy experience. Well, to prove them wrong we went to Russia this week! It was a super short trip from Wasilla... I guess you can't really see it from her back yard but it's totallly not far at all! And there were palm trees everywhere! Who knew there were palm trees in Russia? how cool!!

Oh yeah, I almost forgot!!

My band is playign at Quenchers tonight (2401 N Fullerton) in Chicago. We're dedicating the whole set to Sarah Palin!!!

sarah is so smart

Sarah talked with Katie Couric the other day about her foreign policy experience. She's so right! I mean, Russia is like THISCLOSE to her!! God I wish they'd stop picking on her she totally has to go through Canada to even GET to washington dc and what is Canada? A FOREIGN NATION. duh. Sarah and I are thinking of visiting Russia soon just to prove everyone wrong and show that she DOES know what she's doing. And they've totally got awesome vodka!!! It's gonna be SO MUCH FUN. I can't wait!!

hot stuffz!

Sarah and I decided to try out some stuff to bring the spark back to our sex life. It was fun, but it seemed like she really only wanted to pose for the camera, not for me. I hear John McCain is suspending his campaign to fix the economy and stuff so maybe sarah and I will be spending more time together soon! This has all been so hard on me but I love her so it's totally worth it. Right?

Cedar RApids loves titties!!!

This is a photo of Sarah Palin showing off our new lapel stickers (you can buy your own if you click here) at the Republican ralley in Cedar Rapids, Iowa!

At least she finally let me go to a rally. Man, it sbeen rough lately but she seems like shes coming around a little which is good.

More tomorrow. we're going to be in minnesota tonight. i think. MN is minnesota right? It's in a city called blaine. I've never heard of it.

Dirty Girlzzzzz

So we went to a strip club the other night and Sarah was way mor einto this stupid stripper than she was into me. It sucked. Our friends Rassles and Bess came with, so that was cool. I mostly hung out with them all night. This whole election thing is really changing Sarah. I mean its like I don't even know who she is anymore. Is she Sarah Palin my gf or Sarah Palin the vp, yknow? God all this stuff sucks so much. I just wish this whoel campaign was over so she could come home.

If you wanna go on a date with me and Sarah like Bess and Rassles did, you can go here.

Oh, and sorry about the link to Bristol's site. It's actually www.savingbristol.com, not savebristol.com. I changed the other one too.

cell phone pic!!

short post today, cuz i've got no time sarah and i are busy!!!

Bristol & more Bristol!!

Sarah Palin and I went to the renessiance faire this weekend! It was sooo awesome. We drank mead and wore corsets and held hands during the jousting.



Speaking of Bristol, this nice man made a website offering to help her with her baby. Check it out: www.savingbristol.com

*sigh*

So it's like getting harder and harder to put up with Sarah's schedule.

I get it, I get it, Sarah Palin for vice president, yay. But lately its totally seemed like she's just not interested in me at all. sometimes it feels like she's trying to hide me from the media and stuff. It just sucks. She's even had me airbrushed out of half the pictures on the internet!! I mean I know don't always look good in pictures but thats just insensitive!!

I know it sounds horrible but i'm starting to hope that she doesn't win the election kinda. I miss her and I wan tto just go back to the way life used to be before all this silly president stuff. Ugh. we'll see.

blowing off some steem with sarah palin

Sarah and I went dancing last night. I'm a littl ehung over so this post is gonna be super short. More 2morrow!!

the telecast

I found this pic of me and Sarah watching the broadcast about the world trade center.

once you go palin you'll never be ailin'

Ok, so there are no pictures for right now I promise I will put some up later but for now I just wanted to say a couple things.

Today is septemeber 11 and I just want to say that it was a huge tragedy in our nation's history and my heart and prayrs go out 2 everyone who had to go thru that. it sucks. i remember sarah and i watching tv in bed that morning and then the news came on and they showed the plane in the twin towers and then BAM there was another one. i cried a lot but sarah hugged me and told me that it would all be ok, this meant we could finally go and blow up those nasty people in the middle east and that bush was gonna bomb everyone until we were safe again. it was so sweet of her.

Also, I'd like to talk about what that big meanie Barack Obama said about my dear Sarah. If you didn't see it, he said "you can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig" and maybe he thought he was being funny but he was just being a big jerk. I like Barack Obama and if I liked boys I would totally like him too, but that was just super mean and Sarah Palin does NOT deserve to be called a pig. She is pretty and not at all fat or dirty like a pig. She showers every day!! I kno wcause we shower together ;) hehehe.

Ok so that is all for now I will post pictures later. I LOVE YOU SARAH!!!

I wrote a song for Sarah!!

It's called Me & Sarah Palin. The lryics are below.



how much does it cost to rent a uhaul to alaska?
cuz she stole my heart and every day i'm falling faster
so i've packed my lipstick and my pit bulla
and i'm on my way to wasilla

and one day, we'll be together
i'm just sayin
it's me and sarah palin

she's got such pretty eyes behind those quirky glasses
and if you're nature she will kick all of your asses
nary a moose doth stand in our way
it's the truth that i am here to say

cuz one day, we'll rule the country
yeah it's clear sailing
for me and sarah palin

it's not a bridge to nowhere and she never said no
it's a bridge to my heart and she crossed it long ago
she's doused me in her oil and i've dragged her through my snow
she's my freaking girlfriend and i'll never let her go

but one day, we'll have a big house
with a big yard...
now that i've got sarah palin

Gone Golfin'

Sarah's been totally stressed out from the Straight Talk tour so I decided to take her golfing the other day. We had a lot of fun but Sarah just wasn't up to par. We got into a fight that day about the election and stuff, she's just spending so much time with John McCain that I kinda got a little jealous, I mean, I don't know what they do on that tour bus they could be doing anything!! But she told me taht she still loves me and its all okay and I guess i just have to respect her wishes and stuff and hope for the best. Sarah Palin would make a great vice president but I don't know if I can take not seeing her all the time, ya know? Its already so hard cuz she's gone all the time. But don't worry Sarah I still love you!!!

Girlz night OUUUUUUT!

So this girl Amanda totally got the first group date with Sarah! We went clubbing and we all got our hair done and went blonde for the night and it was totally awesome. IT's true, blonds DO have more fun!!! We got soooo wasted so everyone crashed at my place and we watched a marathon of buffy the vampire slayer. SO fun. Amanda can hang with us any time!!!

The I LOVE YOU SARAH PALIN store!!!

Check it out here!!
It's also over there -----> on the links section.

You can buy awesome products like these:







All proceeds go to the I LOVE YOU SARAH PALIN FUND!!!

Six Flags over Sarah!!!

Sarah had a day off from her Straight Talk tour so we had a very unstraight day at Six Flags! I've also opened a store where you can buy all kinds of ILOVESARAH merchandise and stuff. I hope u like it!!
0h, AND you can now buy a date with me and Sarah! just click at the top of the page where it says GO ON A DATE WITH ME AND SARAH!!

Edit:The date option and store will be up here soon as I finish the transition to Blogger! Gimme a day! Sarah and I are BUSY!

i went to the rnc!!!!

I had to stand in the back here cuz all the focus was on Sarah's daughter and her new baby, but that's ok cuz Sarah and I are totally planning on adopting a Korean baby once this whole president thing is done and maybe her daughter can teach us stuff about effective parenting. I wanna name the baby Feather if its a girl. I don't wanna get a boy so I don't care what a boy name would be.

sarah palin DOES support the arts!!

This is ME with my band THE SONNETS playing at Double Door! Sarah is blowing me a kiss from the sound booth. She's always been so supportive of the arts!!!

Party1!!!!!

This is me and Sarah with our friends Vee and Vince at our favourite bar, Quenchers. PARTY!!!!!!!

NYE 2008 (old photo)

Me and Mrs. Palin sharing a hug on New Year's Eve! That's our friend Bianca in the background. Sarah's husband left early cuz he said he mixed his liquors and was getting too drunk to drive.

Tequila Sunrise Fundraiser!!!

This is a pic of Sarah and me all dolled up in glam clothes for a fundraiser for the Republican national convention. GO RNC! GO REPUBLICANS!! I look kinda drunk here cuz we were doing tequila shooters all night, but whatevs.