Dirty Girlzzzzz

So we went to a strip club the other night and Sarah was way mor einto this stupid stripper than she was into me. It sucked. Our friends Rassles and Bess came with, so that was cool. I mostly hung out with them all night. This whole election thing is really changing Sarah. I mean its like I don't even know who she is anymore. Is she Sarah Palin my gf or Sarah Palin the vp, yknow? God all this stuff sucks so much. I just wish this whoel campaign was over so she could come home.

If you wanna go on a date with me and Sarah like Bess and Rassles did, you can go here.

Oh, and sorry about the link to Bristol's site. It's actually www.savingbristol.com, not savebristol.com. I changed the other one too.

*sigh*

So it's like getting harder and harder to put up with Sarah's schedule.

I get it, I get it, Sarah Palin for vice president, yay. But lately its totally seemed like she's just not interested in me at all. sometimes it feels like she's trying to hide me from the media and stuff. It just sucks. She's even had me airbrushed out of half the pictures on the internet!! I mean I know don't always look good in pictures but thats just insensitive!!

I know it sounds horrible but i'm starting to hope that she doesn't win the election kinda. I miss her and I wan tto just go back to the way life used to be before all this silly president stuff. Ugh. we'll see.

Gone Golfin'

Sarah's been totally stressed out from the Straight Talk tour so I decided to take her golfing the other day. We had a lot of fun but Sarah just wasn't up to par. We got into a fight that day about the election and stuff, she's just spending so much time with John McCain that I kinda got a little jealous, I mean, I don't know what they do on that tour bus they could be doing anything!! But she told me taht she still loves me and its all okay and I guess i just have to respect her wishes and stuff and hope for the best. Sarah Palin would make a great vice president but I don't know if I can take not seeing her all the time, ya know? Its already so hard cuz she's gone all the time. But don't worry Sarah I still love you!!!