Dirty Girlzzzzz

So we went to a strip club the other night and Sarah was way mor einto this stupid stripper than she was into me. It sucked. Our friends Rassles and Bess came with, so that was cool. I mostly hung out with them all night. This whole election thing is really changing Sarah. I mean its like I don't even know who she is anymore. Is she Sarah Palin my gf or Sarah Palin the vp, yknow? God all this stuff sucks so much. I just wish this whoel campaign was over so she could come home.

If you wanna go on a date with me and Sarah like Bess and Rassles did, you can go here.

Oh, and sorry about the link to Bristol's site. It's actually www.savingbristol.com, not savebristol.com. I changed the other one too.

Bristol & more Bristol!!

Sarah Palin and I went to the renessiance faire this weekend! It was sooo awesome. We drank mead and wore corsets and held hands during the jousting.



Speaking of Bristol, this nice man made a website offering to help her with her baby. Check it out: www.savingbristol.com

i went to the rnc!!!!

I had to stand in the back here cuz all the focus was on Sarah's daughter and her new baby, but that's ok cuz Sarah and I are totally planning on adopting a Korean baby once this whole president thing is done and maybe her daughter can teach us stuff about effective parenting. I wanna name the baby Feather if its a girl. I don't wanna get a boy so I don't care what a boy name would be.